The Definition of A Dirty Old Man | David Boles, Blogs
Any contributions to this collection welcome - email me! What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of orange. The barman says "still?
Add a new page Please read the how to and use this template. There was a young man from Kent Whose nob was incredibly bent To save himself trouble He bent it quite double And instead of coming he went. Chorus: That was a horrible song Sing us another one, Just like the other one, Sing us another one do…. There was a young man from Devizes Whose balls were of differing sizes One was so small It was no ball at all, But the other was huge and won prizes. There was a young man from Brighton Who said to his girl "you're a tight 'un" She said "'pon my soul, You're in the wrong hole - There's plenty of room in the right 'un".
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